also heaps of people whinge about being “boiling” while wearing jeans and/or a jumper. like on the tube the other day this guy was like fanning himself and making a big fuss about being too hot - maaaaaaaate why have you decided to wear jeans and long sleeves. why.
yup thats how Oregon does it
it’s 5 days until summer here in London, it’s been about 25 degrees celsius the past few days and everyone is like “OMG IT’S SO HOT”, whaaaaat, this place really is backwards
hooray today I moved into ma new house. I’m living in a box of a room but that’s ok because it’s in London and also doesn’t have 5 other people in it (a la hostel). issue of the day/my life is I have some sort of disability where I get lost walking two blocks no matter how hard I try. help
last time I stayed in a hostel Lincoln snored like a bitch and I threw shoes at him and smacked him in the face etc etc and that’s why we are the best of friends
right now it is 6.26am and I have been sitting on the lounge outside my room in anger for an hour because some snoring mo fo has moved in
never even met him before, he wasn’t here before I went to sleep but now he is lying in his bed snoring like he’s like the king or something and I just hate him so much
yuk london sucks
I like my men how I like my coffee: as part of a nonsensical analogy.
(Source: frankcrimes)
(Source: offworldcolonies, via fallingoverafourleafclover)
